February 2012
me: omg guys guess what
friends/family: what did Motley Crue do now
When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
